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Just listen to these testimonials:
My name is Natalyia. I am 19 years old and live in dormatory with 40 other teenage girls near Moscow. We are trying out for sexually-ambiguous girl pop group managed by friend Yuriy. We all take long, steamy, soapy showers together in single common showering room. We also crawl into bed together some nights to hold each other because we are far from home. From this I see and feel girl's bottoms. Manager Yuriy says I need big bottom to be sexy for American men, so I can be pop star, marry rich American man, and crash Ferrari into tree. I just add two spoonsful of BAQUÊ into my coffee to make it tasty creamy, and now I have what Yuriy is looking for! Thanks you BAQUÊ!
Hi. My name is Judy-Bob and I live in the trailer park just off State Highway 45 with my boyfriend Vern. Before I started using BAQUÊ, Vern used to just stick his tongue out and drool like a dog whenever a J Lo. look-alike walked by. It got so bad that I had to start hitting him up side the head sometimes. Now after using BAQUÊ for two months, I have a fuller, rounder behind and Vern can't get enough of me! In fact, just the other day I was leaning through the window of his Camaro IROC Z in my Daisy Dukes to get something I'd left on the seat, when he came up behind me and < section deleted pending FCC Section 15.4b violation hearing > Anyway, my neck is still stiff when I turn a certain way, but we're both VERY happy! And oh, it tastes just like that cheap coffee creamer that I used to buy at the Piggly Wiggly. Thanks BAQUÊ!
What? Is this thing on? What's that humming noise? Oh. Do I use that coffee creamer stuff that makes your butt big? Yeah. They don't call me Large Marge for nothin', honey! No, I just followed that guy with the mullet and the wife beater in here. He is H-O-T hot!! Could you get me his number? I think I want to be his next tattoo!
So, if you want some extra bang in your booty, or some extra punch in your posterior, there's just one name to remember: BAQUÊ!
on 2003-03-06 at 12:54 p.m.
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