I was in the herbal/vitamin section of my local drug store the other day when I spotted an herbal with a distinctly unfamiliar name: horny goat weed.
Inevitably, the following idea for advertising horny goat weed sprung to mind:
[Scene: neutral colored background, very old looking man standing foreground wearing white shirt, bowtie, and suspenders, caption at bottom of screen reads "Eustace P. Taylor, aged 103"]
When I was was a young whippersnapper, me and all my friends used to consume "Dr. Stanhope's Horny Goat Weed Elixir" before going out with the ladies. It lead to some high times in the back seats of the Model T Ford, let me tell you. Then Dr. Stanhope was put in jail for violating the Mann Act in 1931 and was never heard from again. I sure missed that Horny Goat Weed, especially when I met my first wife Hazel, let me tell you.
Now Renfield Pharmaceuticals has introduced a new pill called Luvemol (loo-vem-all) that has all the Horny Goat Weed extract I've been missing all these years. I took one the other day, and my second wife Ethel (age 85) and I haven't had that much fun since the Johnson Administration!
Announcer: Luvemol -- the new dietary supplement that has the Horny Goat Weed for all the horny goats like you...